[And that's kiiiinda morbid. But, that's part of the whole vampire thing, right? Dark creatures of the night, sucking people's blood... like ghosts and werewolves and all that other spooky, monster movie stuff]

Gourmet blood, huh? I didn't know vampires were so picky. But, I hope you have other things to eat around here. I mean, gourmet virgin or not, I can't see anybody giving up their blood without a fight.