[...Okay, so basically he can never let Cooper point the Dex at his dog or he will never hear the end of it.

Unfortunately for Utena's current line of deduction, Albert got a slightly different spiel, being a breeder and not a trainer.]

Not to me. I got some story about eggs.

[Which makes no sense, because mammals don't lay eggs.]

I wouldn't put too much faith in what the local yokels say is so around here.